Opera in the outback

Being the first, it definitely had teething problems. We flew off very early in the morning and on arrival, we were whisked off by bus to the site, only to find that they were still digging the latrines:- very primitive affairs with hessian surrounds. They were not finished when we arrived, so bladders had to wait. Upon approaching such an erection, one had to say 'knock, knock', to find out if it was in use.

By lunch time, after a rehearsal, we were famished, only to find no one had bothered to feed us. At the last minute the army stepped in and produced a marvellous barbecue.

As we had the afternoon off before the concert, we were promised for those who wanted, a trip down to the nearest town for a special horse racing carnival. Well, at the appointed time there was no bus, so we waited and waited until finally, again, the army came to the rescue with their bus. As we got off the bus at the destination, we were just in time to see the last horse past the post in the last race of the day. So after half an hour or so of walking around, we all got back on the bus to return to the venue.

I used my binoculars on the audience and found two young girls with rodeo hats and a tiara on top, this was superb for me as a joke.

After the concert we had to quickly change from concert dress to ordinary dress to get the bus out to the airport to catch the plane back to Adelaide. We were told if we did not land before the curfew we would have to return and billet in a tent and on a stretcher for the night, army style. As we did not appreciate this at all, we willed the plane to land at Adelaide in time, which we did.